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Caution! you are now entering the Page of No Return; which contains a dangerous cocktail of creations from the mind of Robin Langridge; long haired layabout, roleplayer, consumer of pizza, Micro$oft hater and penguin rights activist.

Unwilling victims sucked into this page of oblivion so far
Page Last Updated : 16 June 1998

Despite this page's new and wholesome appearance, the blatently silly free gift offer still stands. For no adequately explored reason whatsoever other than to provide a few cheap laughs, even if someone has won the prize for whatever the free gift was originally offered for in the first place.

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This is the small print, most contracts have them and in a sudden alarming trend it seems so do web-pages, if you look closely enough. Go on - just look, carefully. It's worrying this. And other things too; Voices. Everywhere, voices. Talking. Whispering. Passing ill-scrawled notes behind my back. Spying on me with rays. All of them. Swines. I know who you are, and I'll find you - see if I don't, oh yes...
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Small print? Don't talk to me about small print, I remember the days when you were lucky to have paper to write on, or a pen to write it with, we used to have to write things on an old wall outside our house in bits of chalk we found lying around, that is if the farmer didn't try and shoot us with his shotgun for wandering around on his fields searching for the stuff, said we were poachers y'see. Spray cans? Pah! Luxury! We had to chop off our extremities and cover the walls in our own blood, if we wanted to get differant colours we had to wait until one of use got gangreen and we could mix the colours that way.
The young people of today, I don't know. It's a bloomin' danger to walk the streets nowdays ever since they invented these new fangled pavement things and forced us to walk along them, talk about dictatorship and censorship, the highway should be for those on foot too y'know, that's what they were built for not some great smelly truck, If I had a quid for every time I thought that someone had a sound political suggestion I'd have 3 pounds 25....

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